Saturday, August 25, 2007

Funny Quotes - Men vs. Women

Something Funny for the weekend! Everyone have a nice weekend! ;)

"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."
"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'."
"Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest."
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
"If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way."
"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."
"He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor."

14 confessions:

`NEFTY said...

I hate that men vs. women crap.

SJ said...

Really Funny. "....she locked me in the cellar" ROFL.

Like Nefty I don't like it either when it's "serious" but when it's funny I don't mind at all.

Drama Div@ said...

but wait, there's more....

Men are like Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like Commercial Ads. You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

Things Men Say: Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.

Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, why is that?? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. hihihi

I'm not anti men, far from it.. but i really thought these were funny!

LeRoy Dissing said...

Very funny and of course it works both ways - lol. Us men love ya no matter how much fun you make of us! :)))

lisa q. said...

haha...too funny! i love the parking spot one! :D

confessing7girl said...

@nefty: when its just funny no harm intended its ok!! :Djust for entertainment! if we are really equal to men we can hv some fun too!!

@SJ: yep i think u understand me;)

@drama div@: hehehe girl u crack me up!! :D thats real good thanks for ur contribution!

confessing7girl said...

@leroy:and we still love men just as much! :D

@lisa:heheh i thought u would!! i like that marriage quote about give and take!

lemonade said...

ha ha..'hold my purse'! thats a good one!

confessing7girl said...

@lemonade: and i know some men that would actually love to hold our purses but lets not go there! :D

Taylor_Blue said...

Those are way too funny ... good ones!

confessing7girl said...

@taylor::D

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Inascent said...

No you got one wrong.. The 3 words that can humiliate guys everwhere?

"Is it in?"
LOL!!!!!