Friday, September 7, 2007

A Naughty Little Poem

She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
BY Author Unknown

10 confessions:

lisa q. said...

haha! i love it! :D

LeRoy Dissing said...

lol...which part Lisa?

Marjie said...

lol...well girl that was priceless. I knew it had to have a punchline at the end. thanks for sharing it :D!

lemonade said...

he he..so funny!!

i actually kinda figured that it was a dentist! :P

Gloria said...

Oh my goodness, hahahaha! Good one!

Rajeev said...

well I agree my mind is dirty! :D

Jay Cam said...

lol wow you caught my dirty mind..

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confessing7girl said...

@lisa:just making some fun of my fear of dentists!! :D

@leroy:probably finding out it was a dentist and not what our dirty little minds were thinking!! :D

@marjie:sure! :D glad u liked it! :D

@lemonade: hehehe ah i bet u heard it before :P

@gloria::D hehe :D

@rajeev:ah ah finally someone admits it!!! u go Rajeev!! :D

@jay cam:ah ah i did catch some dirty minds today with this little naughty poem!! :D

zewt said...

hahahaha... i read this in a local magazine here like... 10 years ago...

confessing7girl said...

@zewt:then i guess this naughty little poem is timeless!! :Dhehe