Thursday, January 3, 2008

Battle of the Pimp Mommas: Lynne Spears vs. Dina Lohan

We have in one post the best of the best when it comes to Pimp Mommas, who is the better Pimp?? Who managed to screw up her kids more in less time??
Let’s analyze their work till now…
Lynne Spears, mother of Briney Spears, attention whore extraordinary messed up completely nuts celeb we love to gossip about, and Jamie Lynn Spears a work in progress.
Britney, the older child, manage to party till dropping, shave her head, go to rehab, lose custody of her two children and date the best scum out there all in one year. At a tender age Brit started learning how to make momma happy, that means make money.
Jamie Lynn Spears is just a 16 years old pregnant piggy bank, a lot more profit in the future when bundle of joy comes out to make some magazine covers. For now Jamie’s pregnant cover only made a couple of bucks… but the exclusive baby daddy real story would make even more…
Now in the other corner, Dina Lohan and her projects Lindsay and Ali. Lindsay Lohan, well known for her mug shot and check ins and outs of rehab, uses sex addiction to get over her drug problems and was recently seen all over 3 guys in one day. Way to go girl, shake that booty momma gave you!!!
Ali Lohan is just a very young wannabe, she is 13 years old and she will take the world by storm in a few years when her sister can’t handle the sex, drugs and rock’n’roll anymore. Momma is teaching her right, letting her pose for some sexy pictures and going out with her sister.
I guess it’s clear Pimp Momma Spears wins by far… What do you think?? Is it a knock out??
Now seriously, I just wish the best for these four innocent girls, I just think they are too damaged to change… I hope I'm wrong!!
Thanks to DoodleWhore (1, 2) for the inspiration to write this post and the fabulous Pimp Mommas Photos!!

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