The Truth About Drink Driving
This just made me think and it's a serious matter so before you do something stupid make sure that 75% of innocent people aren't getting hurt! ;)
The Truth About Drink Driving
I read this in the paper,
And it really made me think;
That a quarter of all road accidents
Can be blamed... directly... on drink.
Now statistics, they tell you, will never lie,
But be wary of how they're used;
You need your wits about you,
It's easy to get confused.
If a quarter of accidents are had by drunks,
Then sober people have all the rest;
That's 75% if I'm not mistaken,
... (My maths never were the best).
But I'm not entirely stupid,
And I plan to stay alive;
So I'm gonna start driving drunk,
I'm three times more likely to survive.
BY Ian Mackay
I read this in the paper,
And it really made me think;
That a quarter of all road accidents
Can be blamed... directly... on drink.
Now statistics, they tell you, will never lie,
But be wary of how they're used;
You need your wits about you,
It's easy to get confused.
If a quarter of accidents are had by drunks,
Then sober people have all the rest;
That's 75% if I'm not mistaken,
... (My maths never were the best).
But I'm not entirely stupid,
And I plan to stay alive;
So I'm gonna start driving drunk,
I'm three times more likely to survive.
BY Ian Mackay
4 confessions:
people just get so stupid when they drink...it's a good way to think about it...makes it a little more real i think...
LOL. I have to agree the logic is flawless :)
@lisa:its real we just want to think it only happens with others!
@SJ: true thats what i really liked about it! :D
That's just a little basakwards.....I think.
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